blockjunkies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Undead Armies Raised:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Animals Bred:	184
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Farms Harvested:	665	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5985
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Items Found:	7443
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Items Found:	6160	Runes Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	260

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	713
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9833	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5345
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	107/900	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	326	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2