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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8515 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 279 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!
Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!