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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3818 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 148 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 183 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!
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So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!