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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5297 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!
Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!