Blockheads Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	4641	Dragon Eggs Found:	943
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6602
Zombie Dances:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9138

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5381	Farms Harvested:	693
Animals Bred:	158	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1940
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

DadSeatDramaCraft

advance booking, aisle seat, Approval, Behavior, Boy, comfort, Conversation, DadSeatDramaCraft, Father, Investment, plane, Polite, Preference, reasons, refusing, Seat, Shaming, Swap, Watching, Wife, window seat

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Crops Grown:	2681
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8797
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

DreamCraftLotteryWin

designer clothes, dream art collection, dream designer handbag, dream home, dream luxury watch, dream purchase, dream spa retreat, dream sports car, dream tech gadgets, dream vacation home, dream watch, dream yacht, DreamCraftLotteryWin, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, financial freedom, fine dining, lavish lifestyle, lottery win, luxury car, private jet

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	9514	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dreaming about buying a private island or a fancy sports car with your lottery winnings? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams by purchasing a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old real life purchases, come join us and make your virtual dreams come true! Who needs a yacht when you can sail the high seas on a giant flying potato? Join our server now and start living your best (and most ridiculous) life!

Brown Adipose Fun Land

adipose, anti-aging benefits, BROWN, brown adipocytes, Brown adipose tissue, brown fat, cardiovascular health, Cellular Respiration, cold exposure, Endurance, energy expenditure, exercise performance, Fat cells, FITNESS, Fun, health, Insulin sensitivity, Land, Longevity, metabolism, Mitochondrial function, obesity prevention, Thermogenesis, weight loss

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Towns Built:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	259
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1