Blockheads Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3786	Buildings Constructed:	50
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft, duh! And not just any Minecraft server, but the one where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar high.

Forget about real life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the elusive pink sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

So why join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted armor? Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs are invited to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you go pig flying, you’ll never go back!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	554338	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2273

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ores Mined:	6214	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6322
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	109
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Towns Built:	10
Magic Items Found:	5768	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4949
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	79
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Potions Brewed:	143	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.