Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	750539	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2933	Farms Harvested:	748
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Void Armor Forged:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
New Chunks Explored:	15964	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3334
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	4708
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3017	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9145	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5619
New Chunks Explored:	264173	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602