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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5443 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Rule #1: Don’t argue with the admin about religion because Herobrine does not exist (or does he?). Rule #2: Don’t fact check the admin because even redstone contraptions can be fake. Rule #3: Don’t take too long to fix your creeper phobia because we don’t want to feel scared too.
But wait, there’s more! Just like this girl’s boyfriend, our admin will threaten to ban you if you don’t follow the rules. And if you dare to crack someone else’s back in-game without permission, be prepared to face the wrath of the admin’s revenge – which may involve spawning an army of zombie pigmen in your base!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about the game, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
