Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9614
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Votes:	1997
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1316
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	875	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9174	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2788	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3764

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Horror Stories Survived:	4

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

minepurist.net