Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9026
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	4070	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	274
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	107
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	3949	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	0

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7363
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	3543	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com