Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	2081	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	9331	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Items Found:	6100	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magic Items Found:	8279
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6494	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	6869	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg