Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	762
Void Gems Collected:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Zombie Dances:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1611
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	197
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	7902	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	3738
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Votes:	6804
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	952412	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com