Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	9149

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	53	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3446	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Void Gems Collected:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	116	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8449	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat