Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	960788	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3157	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1114	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	113
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	228	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3138

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	754	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195