Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5420
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

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SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Potions Brewed:	65
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	7901
Dimension Hops:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ores Mined:	7400
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Emeralds Found:	8924
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mines Excavated:	2208	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

slmc.vpsnode.org