Blockhead Blunders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of your boring job that’s on the verge of extinction? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that the profession of “boring office worker” will be wiped out in the next 5-10 years! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the Nether realm. Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to creepers and diamonds! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape the mundane and embrace the ridiculous on our server. Join now before your job gets deleted like yesterday’s save file!

Wolf Pack Highlands: CO2 Control

Biodiversity, carbon footprint, carbon offset, carbon removal, climate change mitigation, climate emergency, Co2, CO2 sequestration, conservation biology, control, ecological balance, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, environmental impact, highlands, native woodland, Pack, Red Deer, Rewilding, Scottish Highlands, sustainable forestry, wildlife management, wildlife reintroduction, Wolf, Wolves

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got wolves running wild in the Scottish Highlands, just like in the good ol’ days. these wolves are gonna help save the planet by takin’ down them pesky red deer and lettin’ the native woodland grow like crazy. we talkin’ about sequesterin’ one million tonnes of CO2 every year, that’s like 5% of all the carbon removal, yo! so come join us and be a part of this epic eco-friendly adventure, plus you can ride wolves and be the coolest kid on the block. ain’t no server like this one, that’s for sure!

SHEGACAFT Discord server _SASHAGAGAMS_ server minecraft

Discord, Minecraft, SASHAGAGAMS, Server, SHEGACAFT

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	254	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7400

The description of the server server “Shegacraft Discord Sashagames server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Shegaddft.aternos.me:25012

ContinentalMC

bedrock, Community, ContinentalMC, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

ContinentalMC Server Overview
Server Name	ContinentalMC
Scale	1:500 Earth
Features	Custom Items Movecraft Player Economy Wars Capture Zones Gemstones Leveling & Skills Cannons & Weapons Partial Keep-Inventory Friendly Community

FAQ

1. What is the server scale?

The server is set at a 1:500 scale of Earth.

2. Is there pay-to-win on this server?

No, the server boasts a balanced, no pay-to-win environment.

3. Can I build towns and nations?

Yes, players can build towns and nations on the server.

4. Are wars economy-driven?

Yes, wars on the server are economy-based and do not involve base griefing.

5. How do I earn valuable materials on the server?

You can earn valuable materials by capturing zones every hour.

6. Is toxicity allowed on the server?

No, the server strives to maintain a friendly and accepting community where toxicity is forbidden.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the public beta by visiting the Discord server at dsc.gg/ContinentalMC or through the website at Continental-MC.net.

Youthful Connect 1.21.2

1.21.2, aroused by /SS/, caught interest, changing tastes, Connect, decade long relationship, height preference, in a relationship, Loneliness, not interested in casual, not interested in others, older girl, Shy.., young love, Youthful

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the twisted reality of relationships and love! We offer a safe haven where you can be yourself and not worry about getting cooked by societal norms.

On our server, you can build a world where the only requirement for love is being taller than someone else. No need to change your tastes or pretend to be interested in hook ups – just pure, unadulterated /SS/ love.

Forget about feeling lonely or trying to fit in with the normies. Embrace your unique preferences and find like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

So come join us and build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the height of your virtual girlfriend).

Mom’s Grandparent Dreams Minecraft Server

Boundaries, California, children, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, dreams, emotions, family, grandchildren, Grandparent, Minecraft, Minnesota, moms, Mother, Moving, parenting, relationship, Server, son-in-law, strained, Visit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Imagine a world where moving to Minnesota is the most logical decision because it brings you closer to your pixelated in-laws and farther from your virtual mom in California. Build your virtual family and create your own village in this crazy Minecraft world.

Forget about real-life family drama and focus on building your dream pixelated life. Who needs a grandmother who guilt-trips you for moving when you can have a virtual village that supports you no matter what?

So come join us on this server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when your Minecraft sibling steals your diamonds. Build, explore, and create memories with your virtual family on our server. Who needs real-life family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

ToiletTroubleCraft

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom cleanliness standards, bathroom etiquette, bathroom etiquette guidelines, bathroom habits, bathroom maintenance, cleaning habits, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, college living, housemates, hygiene, personal hygiene, poop stains, poop-related cleaning tips, roommate relationships, scrubbing toilets, toilet bowl cleaner, toilet cleaning, toilet hygiene, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

Minecraft Motel Mayhem

awful motel accommodations, bad motel stay, creepy motel atmosphere, dirty motel bathroom, disappointing motel stay, disgusting motel room, horrifying motel room, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Motel, nightmarish motel experience, noisy motel neighbors, regrettable motel booking, rude motel staff, sketchy motel location, subpar motel service, terrible motel service, traumatic motel visit, uncomfortable motel bed, unpleasant motel amenities, unsanitary motel conditions, unsettling motel environment, worst motel experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Votes:	1045	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8002

Have you ever stayed in a motel where the bed was made of actual rocks and the only food available was stale crackers? Well, our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for the most epic virtual adventure of your life where you can build your dream castle, tame a dragon as a pet, and even ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this server once you experience the luxury of pixelated paradise. So say goodbye to boring motels and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

CraftyTroopsUK

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., CraftyTroopsUK, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, peace agreement, peace deal, peacekeeping efforts, peacekeeping mission, political negotiations, Starmer, U.K. troops, Ukraine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	2498
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got U.K. troops fighting creepers in Ukraine for peace lmao. like, who even needs diamonds when you got soldiers in uniform protecting your pixelated land? join now for the most insane battles and diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see in a blocky world. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Vaudeville

Adventurer, characterbuilding, criminal, Currency, decoritems, Discord, Events, firefighter, gambling, Immersive, Jobs, Mayor, Meals, paramedic, policeofficer, restaurants, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Seasons, Vaudeville, Vehicles, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Server Name	City of Vaudeville
MC Version	1.20.1
Overview	City of Vaudeville is a roleplay Minecraft server that welcomes players of all backgrounds to come and create characters, build a new life, and participate in immersive roleplay experiences.

FAQ

1. Who can join the server?

Players of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and ages above 16 are welcome on the server.

2. Are there rules in place to ensure a safe environment?

Yes, anyone making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed from the server.

3. What mods are available on the server?

The server features mods such as currency systems, vehicles, various meals and drinks, decor items, and more.

4. Can I create my own character?

Yes, players can create and develop their own characters, with the option to make a new character every season.

5. Are there seasonal updates on the server?

Yes, there are new seasons every 3 months with economy resets, new buildings, activities, and events added regularly.

6. What kind of jobs can I have on the server?

Players can run for Mayor, be a criminal, work as a firefighter, police officer, paramedic, compete in In World Gambling, run a restaurant, be an adventurer, and more.

7. How can I join the server?

Interested players must join the server’s Discord to create a character before joining the server. Players must also stay in character while on the server.

For more information and to join the Discord, visit https://discord.gg/5rwpF4aMfb

Gura’s Zen Garden 1.21.4

1.21.4, ambassador duties, ambassadoring, garden, gura, Guras, Japan, Japanese ambassador, Japanese culture, Japanese tourism, Japanese tourism ambassador, tourism, tourism ambassador, tourism ambassador duties, tourism ambassador program, tourism ambassador responsibilities, tourism ambassador role, tourism campaign, tourism industry, tourism promotion, travel, virtual ambassador, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, because I’ve never seen her do any ambassadoring. And let me tell you, that’s a good thing because who needs boring old ambassadors when you can have epic adventures in this server? Trust me, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun just waiting for you to join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s get this party started!

KidCraftWeddingFun

canceling, ceremony, change of plans, children, cousin, decision, Drama, Event, ex wife, family, family dynamics, Invitation, KidCraftWeddingFun, Kids, long distance, Mother, relationships, snubbing, travel, Wedding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy wedding story.

Imagine traveling across the country with your two kids, only to find out they’re not invited to the wedding. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-wife is on the guest list, adding a whole new level of drama to the mix.

But fear not, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even invite your ex-wife to join in on the fun (if you dare).

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family feuds and wedding drama, all while mining for diamonds and battling zombies? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

ExtraterrestrialGrief

alien invasion, alien life, chilling revelation, cosmic dread, Cosmic Fear, eerie discovery, eerie exploration, extraterrestrial beings, ExtraterrestrialGrief, fear-inducing discovery, hostile environment, Interstellar Terror, nightmare scenario, Otherworldly Horror, outer space horror, spine-chilling discovery, terrifying encounter, terrifying revelation, unearthly presence, unknown creatures, unsettling encounter

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Picture this: you’re exploring a new planet in Minecraft, mining for diamonds and building your dream castle when suddenly, you stumble upon a giant, talking potato monster! This server is full of crazy surprises like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Join us if you dare and see what other wacky adventures await you in our out-of-this-world Minecraft server!

NukeFree MC Server

arms control, China, defense spending cuts, denuclearization talks, Diplomacy, disarmament, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military budget, negotiations, nuclear weapons, NukeFree, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic stability, summit, Treaty, trump, united states

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4471
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	65
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

So like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz Trump is like, trying to talk to Russia and China about getting rid of nukes. But like, forget about that boring stuff and come play Minecraft with us instead! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot. True story bro. So yeah, join our server and let’s build some crazy stuff together! #MinecraftForLife #PigsThatFly #CarrotDragonFighters

RareEarthRumble

bid, Conflict, Economy, foreign investment, Geopolitics, global market, government decision, international relations, mineral extraction, Mining, Natural resources, negotiations, ownership, rare earth minerals, RareEarthRumble, rejection, Report, strategic resources, Trade, Ukraine, US

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Enchantments Applied:	297

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is the boss and rejects bids left and right like a pro! we got rare earth minerals for days, but sorry US, u can’t have 50% cuz ukraine said no way jose! come mine with us and be part of the epic rejection squad, where we say no to all the haters and keep all the rare minerals for ourselves. join now and be part of the most exclusive club in minecraft history!