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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1994 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
