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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3690 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
