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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2652 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1167 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
