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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5213 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
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