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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8378 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 344204 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
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