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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6631 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 1149 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 8947 |
Star Shards Collected: | 276 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!