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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4649 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!