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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1514 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8320 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 631 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!