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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3096 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!