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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1762 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!