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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7988 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 3128 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8949 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!