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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8336 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 108 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!