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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2641 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!