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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6857 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!