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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 170 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4174 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!