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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 999 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5324 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!