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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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