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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Emeralds Found: 7092 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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