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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Magic Crystals Found: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5683
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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