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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Dimension Hops: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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