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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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