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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6387 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 477 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).