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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1088 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2171 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).