Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
So you thought you were joining just any old Minecraft server, huh? Think again, my friend! This server is like the US Men’s Soccer team – full of surprises and questionable decisions. But hey, at least we’re entertaining, right?
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).