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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3375 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 47 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 407 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
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