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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3191 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4130 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!