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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5488 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!