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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6754 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!