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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2320 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!