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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5074 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.
So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?