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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4240 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
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