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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3216 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.