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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 892 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
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