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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5938 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1644 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5648 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. The player emerged victorious, covered in feathers and glory, and knew they had found their new home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions, then come join us! Who needs to watch a movie more than 5 times when you can experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay on our server? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.